Undisclose-ed-ness
On a certain day, which will not be named here, I had a certain conversation with a person, who also will remain unnamed. During this conversation, at an undisclosed location and time, I discovered very important information, the likes of which I certainly do not have the authority to repeat under any circumstances. Upon discovery of this information I stood aghast, scandalized and oscillating in and out of rapturous perponderment. Were any of the afore mentioned names, locations, topics, or even time frames to be even suggested aloud I would most undoubtedly be ostracized. Because of the publicity surrounding this blog I can go into no greater detail but for the sake of my sphere of influence I feel the strictest obligation to hint at the fridges of this data. Really all I can say is, good luck to you all, and may God be with you in these perilous and/or glorious times ahead.
Sincerely, David S.
April 30, 2008 at 10:54 pm
I watched you write this thing…and it’s still funny two hours later. Well done Mr. Scoggan, well done.
May 4, 2008 at 7:09 am
i either don’t want you be your friend anymore or enjoy sarcasm
July 6, 2008 at 3:59 am
This is just as funny as it was a couple months ago. It’s so great that I am completely OK with the fact that it is, on some level, an indirect stab at me and my blogging habits.